Post #158 — Submitted by Veeyawn
Mind control device in tablet form.
No Toilet Paper; spaceship log next.
Fast food; catching flies; crunchy, tasty
Wife downloading; checksum error; whoops soup.
UMakeITCool Mars broadcast interrupted; dome crack!
Dysonian Buddhas cursing Boltzmann, Turing, Moore.
Tried encyclopedia sandwich. Enlightenment! And headache.
Unimpressive FTL performance. Ship’s a lemon.
Planet construction, seven days, lowest bidder
Alley views. Hardwood floors. Atmosphere generator.
Salvage. Fuck. Shoulda been Inteceptor pilot.