Battery depleted, you are now mortal.

Mind control device in tablet form.

That’s legal in my home lightcone!

No Toilet Paper; spaceship log next.

FTL drive destination indeterminate; oops! pfft!

Reconditioned Pleasure Model - Cheap! vacuum anomoly

Die, upload, invent hamburger and shake

Deliver this package, it contains me.

Fast food; catching flies; crunchy, tasty

Wife downloading; checksum error; whoops soup.

UMakeITCool Mars broadcast interrupted; dome crack!

Orbital economics: buy high, sell low.

Music lover - NOT. Cranial harp burns.

Going to Z’Ha’Dum will kill you.

Next book in a thousand years.

Time machine’s glitching again. GOTO 10.

Face hugged. Chest burst. Breakfast ruined!

In the beginning was void main()

Causality loop? I’m my own Grandpaw!

Man? Martian.

Man’s best friend? Plutonian.

Dysonian Buddhas cursing Boltzmann, Turing, Moore.

Tried encyclopedia sandwich. Enlightenment! And headache.

Unimpressive FTL performance. Ship’s a lemon.

Water aliens find Mars Phoenix CPU.

Planet construction, seven days, lowest bidder

Cyclops implant hurts. Hat too small.

Alley views. Hardwood floors. Atmosphere generator.

We came. We saw. We terraformed.

The airlock popped. So did she.

Jupiter ignited to Lucifer, night gone