Wife downloading; checksum error; whoops soup.

UMakeITCool Mars broadcast interrupted; dome crack!

Orbital economics: buy high, sell low.

Music lover - NOT. Cranial harp burns.

Going to Z’Ha’Dum will kill you.

Next book in a thousand years.

Time machine’s glitching again. GOTO 10.

Face hugged. Chest burst. Breakfast ruined!

In the beginning was void main()

Causality loop? I’m my own Grandpaw!

Man? Martian.

Man’s best friend? Plutonian.

Dysonian Buddhas cursing Boltzmann, Turing, Moore.

Tried encyclopedia sandwich. Enlightenment! And headache.

Unimpressive FTL performance. Ship’s a lemon.

Water aliens find Mars Phoenix CPU.

Planet construction, seven days, lowest bidder

Cyclops implant hurts. Hat too small.

Alley views. Hardwood floors. Atmosphere generator.

We came. We saw. We terraformed.

The airlock popped. So did she.

Jupiter ignited to Lucifer, night gone

Salvage. Fuck. Shoulda been Inteceptor pilot.

Time Machine, 1936. Say goodbye, Hitler.

Evil invaders? No, here we’re aliens.

Water was great. I miss it.

Unexpected results from gesturing while drunk

I love you, not your parasites.

Cauterized, regrown, siliconized, upgraded. Go, M*A*S*H.

Wanted: death ray, no questions asked.

The antibiotics stopped working months ago.