No Toilet Paper; spaceship log next.

FTL drive destination indeterminate; oops! pfft!

Reconditioned Pleasure Model - Cheap! vacuum anomoly

Die, upload, invent hamburger and shake

Deliver this package, it contains me.

Fast food; catching flies; crunchy, tasty

Wife downloading; checksum error; whoops soup.

UMakeITCool Mars broadcast interrupted; dome crack!

M-brane collision; Pow! There you are.

I love San Diego; will eat.

Lover digested, looking for new mate.

I love green eyes, all 13.

Look out! Red giant! Earth fry.

Incompatible genes makes Gobergirl Flexilofiler miserable.

Now take my effilnaugin spousalbonger, please.

Give me’s home where carjoelukkies roam

Orts space, way cool; Pluto rising.